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sea salt

that love meme
my Dick was sea salt thats why its bigger than john
by James bosh October 21, 2018
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salt is a sauce

A true fact that can not be disputed.
A true fact that can not be disputed.

Peasha- "What are you doing?"
Lance-"Putting salt on my sandwich."
Peasha-"Is it adding moistness or flavour?"
Lance-"I mean yeah, why?"
Peasha-"So salt is a sauce!"
by ItzPawsha October 7, 2019
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Salted up

Getting a base level drunk the night before a big drinking night to increase your tolerance
Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved
by LumberJones April 12, 2022
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sea salt

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017
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Salt Pack

the salt pack refers to the mafia/gang at bayshore highschool, who are disguised as packets of salt, thus the term "Salt Pack". They strike often in times of akward silence, but have been known to strike in the middle of one's speech, usually aiming for the face.

for one to be "hit by the salt pack" means something embarrassing to happen to that person.
guy 1 : "the other day i was-"
*a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face*
guy 2: "oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack."
by mlkfdt aethaseklrgsae December 16, 2008
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Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips
by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019
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Salt Tea

A sugar free Arnold Palmer Malt Beverage made by Salt-Tea Beverage Company
"Wow! That guy is drinking a Salt Tea. He is so dreamy"
by The_Salty_Dog August 19, 2008
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