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Horse Pumped

Your boss just horse pumped you for your pay raise...what a prick

I just horse pumped this bitch, my nuts are drained.
by Swiper.no.swiping October 1, 2008
mugGet the Horse Pumpedmug.

Brown Horse

To win in a race or competition usually after being behind or losing;come back
Oh wow, i was losing by like five touchdowns! You just got Brown Horsed!
by Y_U_somadCanada? January 19, 2013
mugGet the Brown Horsemug.

Jingle Horse

The N word for reindeers.
Person 1: Which Jingle Horse is your favorite?
Person 2: What the fuck did you just say.
by Xx_zer0c00l_xX December 9, 2021
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Chocolate Horse

When you are having anal sex with someone who has diarrhea and their diarrhea leaks all over the genitals and all over the area you are engaging in the anal sex
Guy #1: "So dude, you have sex with your girlfriend earlier?"

Guy #2: "Well i wanted to try anal sex with her cause i never tried it before. She didn't tell me she had diarrhea though, so it got everywhere."

Guy #1: "You gave your girlfriend a chocolate horse. haha you sick fuck"
by MPD95 June 13, 2011
mugGet the Chocolate Horsemug.

ghetto horse

A dance in which one grabs one's crotch, lifts up one leg, and lifts up one arm on the same side of the leg, jumps, then switches sides, and keeps jumping while switching sides and switching the hand with which one holds one's crotch. It was invented in 2002 by a group of youngsters in St. Paul, Minnesota.
Greg was lookin' fly and catchin' the girl's eyes when he was doin' the ghetto horse at the club last night.
by Stevo C July 7, 2005
mugGet the ghetto horsemug.

horse feeler

A girl that is under 18, dresses like a hooker, and only does men with big dicks.
girl: hay man, want to do it.

man: sure!

(both get in bed)

girl: hay, your dick is only 2.5 inches long, not 3.5!(girl walks out)

man: what a horse feeler!
by horse haver April 29, 2010
mugGet the horse feelermug.

Nooka Horse

Not fair, shouldn't have happened. Similar to "BullShit"
Man, that is Nooka Horse!
by Luke Barbour September 5, 2008
mugGet the Nooka Horsemug.

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