Coon

A person who is ignorant.

You are unaware of systemic racism, therefore you are a coon.

by kydeelou May 8, 2021

coon

a disgusting creature who eats watermelon

"get out of my trashcan you filthy coon"

by mjhnbgff June 23, 2022

Coon

A very whitewashed nigga

Aka max j

Real nigga: didn’t you grow up in the suburbs

Max: yeah so what

Real nigga: bro your a coon

by Trini_legend January 18, 2023

Loot Coon

A loot coon is a sect or Loot whoring that is incredibly self centered.

"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" Yo mark i need meds i'm low on health.
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later

by CallMeManaMan February 16, 2019

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.

That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.

by chaivalla March 23, 2024

primal coon

An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.

Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022

coon

A racial slur against black people, identical to "nigga".

"That coon annoys me so much."

by ijderrick November 9, 2021