When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015
Get the Red Chainedmug. by Spetnuzi June 16, 2022
Get the Two chainsmug. A manifestation of the runaway boom boom effect, riding the edge of criticality in a continuous cascade.
by flersion October 14, 2025
Get the Chain reactionmug. A Delicious, Delectable, DELIGHTFUL piece of magical swine, transformed into “Man-Pig Love” strutting’ the fence “chain-link” style. Lovingly hand carved & sculpted by Magical, Melty Matthew.
(...wipe your chin...), and to “one-up thine own self”, your CLC is accompanied by a Sunny Side Up Egg that’s “waffled” itself right on in. Oh Yeah, and obviously served with a side of Grits and a subtle, polite version of a Leatherneck! (Bacardi 151, Louisiana Hot Sauce & a flashy dash of Celery Salt!)
The ability of the individual to “strut the yard with scratch” is based on their ability to hold down the leatherneck after heroically taking down the CHAIN LINK CHOP🥓🐷
(...wipe your chin...), and to “one-up thine own self”, your CLC is accompanied by a Sunny Side Up Egg that’s “waffled” itself right on in. Oh Yeah, and obviously served with a side of Grits and a subtle, polite version of a Leatherneck! (Bacardi 151, Louisiana Hot Sauce & a flashy dash of Celery Salt!)
The ability of the individual to “strut the yard with scratch” is based on their ability to hold down the leatherneck after heroically taking down the CHAIN LINK CHOP🥓🐷
Man, I’m Starving!! Gots to get us some Chain Link Chops!
Those Chain Link Chops were off the damn ..chain!
Those Chain Link Chops were off the damn ..chain!
by Space Cowboy & Pyramid Builder May 29, 2022
Get the chain link chopsmug. A group of of white girls who think there the hottest women in the school because they try to show off their makeup clothes and tits
by Plebbles April 23, 2017
Get the chain of slutmug. A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.
LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?
Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.
LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.
LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023
Get the Chain Of Commandmug. by Labubu67mafi November 3, 2025
Get the Dead rose chainmug.