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by wqefwaef May 21, 2024

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 8, 2024

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.
by Mcpatience April 1, 2020

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025

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by Bombino60 May 28, 2021

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.
Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
by Tippd_off January 8, 2021
