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Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "being phantom".
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 8, 2024
mugGet the Phantom taxmug.

lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.
"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."
by Mcpatience April 1, 2020
mugGet the lady taxesmug.

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
mugGet the Chicago Bears Taxmug.

fanum tax

can someone tell me wtf this means💀💀
we're begging for a definition

THE WORLD IS ENDING
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
ur so skibidi ur so fanum tax
i just wanna be your skibidi
by thatonefriend💀 October 17, 2023
mugGet the fanum taxmug.

Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.
Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.
by Bombino60 May 28, 2021
mugGet the Marty Taxmug.

Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.
Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
by Tippd_off January 8, 2021
mugGet the Stoner Taxmug.

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