satan

A fictional character that rebelled against a fictional God's teachings.

Satan isn't any more real than God.

by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021

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Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.

Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.

by Jammin876 June 8, 2025

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Satan

Gay losers that will burn forever

Satan took it up the butt basically liked someone so much kept touching umm.

by Gaybreillsamon July 21, 2021

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The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021

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Satan

According to the Bible, God Created the Heavens & Earth. He Also Had Created His Angels who would be on his side. He created many angels but there was one outstanding splendid ArchAngel. He was Named Lucifer. Due to his beauty & Inquity, he commit a sin of pride for being rebellious Against God in his heart. He Said “I will Exalt the Throne Above God, I will be like the most High” Yet war Broke Out in Heaven, Michael and his angels fought the Dragon, called Serpent/Devil, who Decieves the World. Now He has Dominion Over Earth before it was created. That is the reason we sin a lot and sometimea reject Jesus. Satan Wants us all to be In Hell.

No Man Is More Evil Then Satan. Resist the Devil & he’ll flee from you

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021

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