HOLY SALT

A response to the amount of saltiness spewed by toxic opponents. Can make a nice engraving on a salt shaker.

Opponent: What a Save! What a Save! You're trash! Your mom's a hoe!
An Intellectual: HOLY SALT

by Wiggachu July 19, 2018

Salt

Passive aggressive and angered by the tiniest things.

You're so salty

I'M NOT SALTY PETER

by MarkRuffaloIsMySon December 2, 2018

salt train

To be angered, frustrated, annoyed.

How’s Angelo doing since him and his girlfriend broke up. -“ Seems like he’s on the salt train to me.”

by Billdy Bingbongs November 14, 2022

salt

i love salt

salt popcorn > sweet popcorn

YOU CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

by kaidousimp December 6, 2022

Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.

Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.

by The saltier the better June 14, 2012

Salts

Smiled a little then stopped
(LOL and LMAO' s older more mature sibling)

Person 1: I accidentally licked my socks and threw the ice cream in the washing machine brooo
Person 2:...oh. Salts.

by dani.babe September 30, 2022

Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021