Salt Facts

When someone states facts that turn out to be horseshit when looked up

Gopi gazed on the iodized salt in my house and stated with conviction that the iodized salt makes you dumber which turned out to be absolute horseshit when looked up, hence the origin of salt Facts.

by anonymous May 22, 2023

Salt Tea

A sugar free Arnold Palmer Malt Beverage made by Salt-Tea Beverage Company

"Wow! That guy is drinking a Salt Tea. He is so dreamy"

by The_Salty_Dog August 19, 2008

salt monkey

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt

Jack sparrow is a salt monkey

by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022

Hillbilly salt

Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.

These nasty potato wedges are covered in hillbilly salt!

by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011

Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024

Salt

makes your blood pressure high

eat the damn salt and have high blood pressure

by Koalaura June 24, 2021

Extreme Salt

When people around you RAGE soooo bad that you can feel the physical sensation of saltiness in your tongue.

Dude, extreme salt bruh

by Diable-Vache November 7, 2019