Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 09, 2018

Hair salt

When someone has a such a large collection of dandriff on their head so it looks like they have salt on their head.

She got dry scalp. You can tell because of her hair salt.

by a n i m e t i t y January 25, 2018

Salting the Fields

Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.

Ex.

Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!

by Doickls January 28, 2017

salt and vi

finish the phrase to reveal the definition.

peanut butter and...
shaggy and...
cock and...
salt and vi...

by yeetonmymeatmakemesecrete November 07, 2022

pimp salted

making the jesture of sprinkling salt on another human being for being just to lame or ignorant

"man i banged my girl friend so good today, it was for a whole seven minutes" = pimp salted

by Los papi April 29, 2011

Salt Settler

A white or Caucasian person

There were too many salt settlers in the room so I left.

by M. Lovely Winner March 22, 2022

salt train

To be angered, frustrated, annoyed.

How’s Angelo doing since him and his girlfriend broke up. -“ Seems like he’s on the salt train to me.”

by Billdy Bingbongs November 14, 2022