princess shrek

THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).

A: i think i'm in love.
B: let me guess, princess shrek?
A: bingo!

by vanexla January 01, 2021

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Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"

Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.

by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023

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Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 14, 2022

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