Muss Bus

1. Is when a guy enters the health profession working on people's teeth while he chews a fatty.

2. It is when you allow yor car to drift into a water ditch because you can't apply your brakes.

3. It is when you obsess about your kankles.

1. Um sir, is that mint flavor chew I smell? No m'am it is the mint flouride you are about to get on your teeth.

2. Scott did you see brent, he pulled a muss bus, the police found his car in the canal.

3. Hey Brad, are my kankles exposed with these shoes?

by djelectrolyte February 5, 2010

bus plow

The action of plowing someone with a bus during sexual activity

Last night Ryan walked in on Beth while she was getting bus plowed

by Dandle Dorfin May 31, 2017

bus singer

somebody who sings on the bus or somebody who sings the best.

Our bus singer rocks!


or



She is so the bus singer!

by TEEHEE98 April 12, 2009

Bus trick

A trick that would most likely be learned on a school bus, probably from that gross kid with dirt under his fingernails that eats his boogers.

Examples of bus tricks: sticking a pin through the skin on your finger, turning your eyelid inside out, pencil fighting, dirty versions of "Jingle Bells"

by KidThatEatsBoogers December 18, 2011

Bus Flow

A type of illegal writing style originating in San Francisco; most popularly used on Muni. It is the act of getting up with a flow style on a Muni Bus that blends with the motion of the bus ride. This form of Graffiti takes a lot of practice and hard work to master. Very illegal as Bus Flow is a form of vandalism. Some, but not all, crews most associated with bus hopping are: TSF, UAF, BKF, SPK, OKF, AFN, HC, VF, VK, FCK, FN, DP, HTS, GSB, OCD, ADP, VT, VBK, TFK, BBB, and GPS.

Damn, that writer has hella wet Bus Flow
Yo, that cat is hella good at Bus Flow

by bartpolice March 29, 2022

bus skunk

WHEN A TRAMP BORDS THE BUS THEN THE BUS STARTS TO STINK ALL OF A SUDDEN DOSNT HAVE TO BE A TRAMP

BUS SKUNK BORDS BUS......PASSENGER 1:COVERS Z NOSE......PASSENGER 2: OPENS Z BUS WINDOWS......PASSENGER 3 :MOVES SEAT .......PASSENGER 4: SPRAYS Z PURFUME IN DIRECTION OF THE Z SKUNK IN QUESTION....Z SKUNK IN QUESTION FALLS ASLEEP

by PHRASE giver April 24, 2014

hit by a bus

When a friend, peer or coworker, usually male, meets a partner and they disappear from their friend group, work, and life.

"My student Eric had a great career ahead oh him until he got hit by a bus."

"He got ran over?!"

"May as well have, the bus's name was Ashley."

by lifedoesntexist January 3, 2020