1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"
Friends kicking it at a basketball game...
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013
Get the your mommug. has got it going on
stacy cant you see your just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
by t33nageanarchist November 24, 2020
Get the Stacy's mommug. A female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. Often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party's relationship status or their day-to-day routine.
Elisabeth: My mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!
by gpgif<3 January 26, 2017
Get the creepy mommug. When two best friends decide to adopt and raise a child but share no other relationship other than friendship.
The teacher points out two people across the hallway to her fellow co-worker and explains, "Those two women over there are co-moms to one of my students that I teach."
by Cheyenne Malfoy July 31, 2017
Get the co-momsmug. My Mom means, My Day 1. Ride or die. 1 ion play about. the 1 imma kill for like she'll do for me ong.
by Big.Mama.Skyy February 17, 2022
Get the My Mommug. 1 to be so absorbed in family life that a mother becomes completely detached and even lethargic when it comes to her personal self; to be selfless to the point of self neglect; to lose your individuality to the collective
2 the compulsive need to mother everything you encounter, whether spouses, children, animals, inanimate objects or complete strangers; the compulsive need to tell the world how it should be living it's life;the propensity to believing that everything you encounter somehow NEEDS your advice and will otherwise perish into oblivion without your help
2 the compulsive need to mother everything you encounter, whether spouses, children, animals, inanimate objects or complete strangers; the compulsive need to tell the world how it should be living it's life;the propensity to believing that everything you encounter somehow NEEDS your advice and will otherwise perish into oblivion without your help
by princessgrace August 17, 2011
Get the mommed outmug. A character from the Legend of Zelda series.
She is the mother of Link and she is know to be very attractive and a good mommy.
She supports her sons tendencies to roleplay and larp around the city and destroy grass and bushes for money.
She is mostly a supporting character throughout the story where numerous of times she tries to help her son out but often unfortunately fails due to Links irrational behaviour. Specifically two guys always enjoyed talking to links mommy and when she was upset they always calmed her down. she had a relationship with both of them which worked out very well.
She is the mother of Link and she is know to be very attractive and a good mommy.
She supports her sons tendencies to roleplay and larp around the city and destroy grass and bushes for money.
She is mostly a supporting character throughout the story where numerous of times she tries to help her son out but often unfortunately fails due to Links irrational behaviour. Specifically two guys always enjoyed talking to links mommy and when she was upset they always calmed her down. she had a relationship with both of them which worked out very well.
Guy 1: Have you read the that Legend of Zelda comic?
Guy 2: Yeah dude did you see Links mom's character, she was so hot!
Guy 2: Yeah dude did you see Links mom's character, she was so hot!
by LinksMomFan March 8, 2021
Get the Links Mommug.