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Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.
Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!
by cremedecaca November 22, 2021
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The Office

A region in Manly, Sydney at which young adults conduct important business such as getting pissed (drinking), and may include ripping a cone. The office is equipped with views of Manly Beach.
Hey honey, I'm going to go spend the day at The Office. I won't be back 'till 6 and I'll be roaringly pissed.
by Lord of AwesomeSuace September 16, 2021
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Officer

Those annoying ass guys that pull you over for speeding
No officer, I did not rape those 30 innocent children and then proceeded to hide them in my basement
by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021
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Offical

Of or pertaining to a cult run by the best geniuses (who are even smarter than spellcheck) and composed of the easily duped
"Have you paid to get your offical Trump card yet? He may have lost the election, but he'll always have my heart. And money."
by Good one Beth August 7, 2021
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Offical Rape Girl Day

YOUR A BIG JACKASS IF YOU DO THIS GO TO HELL
“Hey its Offical Rape Girl day.”
“EW GET OUT OF MY SITE”
by Zmicclouds August 12, 2021
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Office roomba

The sole person left working alone at the office building, often by choice, who runs around trying to keep on top of all tasks.
Q: Is Sharon still not working from home?
A: No, she's totally the office roomba.
by MegaHuge June 25, 2021
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Poor effort in the office

To preform blatant laziness and complete dereliction of duty at hand
Bill Rick and Kevin demonstrated a poor effort in the office by dropping the ball
by Just pawns July 9, 2021
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