Need somebody, baby

I’m still thinking about her :(

I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”

Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(

I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

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!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!!

!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!!

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

he needs more training

Or "He's on medication"... what it really means is that he's an a**h**e, but we don't want to admit it.

I always disgustedly roll my eyes when someone tried to play down someone's destructive/abrasive behavior by saying, "He needs more training", when I know very well that the person in question is simply a no-good jerk, and so no amount of "training" or "counselling" in gonna help him... if he's evil or selfish by nature, there's nothing that others can do to "reform" him; he himself has to WANT to change his ways before any positive progress can be made.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Twink Needs

/twɪnkʰ ni:d͡z/

Slang term, a response used to describe a person whose behavior is erratic and contradictory, particularly in regards to acting massively like an incel and like a twink at the same time.

Penelope: Did you hear about what Ian found in David's diary?
Deborah: Yeah, totally twink needs.

by Lakeisha Loves Letters March 8, 2025

You Need That?

Someone wants to fight you, also known as “you need that fade” or asking if you are “trying to catch a fade”

Daequan: Aye bro give me back my stuff
Kyle: Nah bro im still using it

Daequan: Bro its been a month, I need it now
Kyle: Screw that

Daequan: Really? You need that?

by That guy who makes stuff up May 30, 2025

Need It?

The phrase "need it" in Latin, "opus est," has been immortalized in bars across central Texas. It carries a dual meaning, often used to inquire if someone desires a drink or if they are seeking confrontation. This linguistic quirk has become a common expression in social settings, reflecting the blend of German influence and Texan culture in the region.

Hey bitch, you Need It?

by Vance T August 21, 2024

I Had A Cystic Lesion And Perianal Abscess That Popped Alright To Me Without Needing Anything, I Believe.

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I Had A Cystic Lesion And Perianal Abscess That Popped Alright To Me Without Needing Anything, I Believe.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025