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Navonce

Derogatory term based around nonce but with more emphasis on being socially irritating and short of intelligence rather then being socially and morally illegal.
Carly; Do you like my skirt?
James; Its Lime green with pink polka dots and red stripes. Of course I dont you Navonce.

Similar to Tosser.
by Richard Sykes January 5, 2006
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Navved

Short for Navigationly owned. When someone gets lost or takes the wrong route whilst driving. Navigational ownage can result in deep shame for the navved individual.
John: WTF man why did you take a left, the owl sanctuary is up there on the right.

Simon: Sorry I thought it was up here next to gnome world...

John: Shut the fuck up man you got navved.
by George 07 September 21, 2007
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Navikwanzaka

n. Holiday event which celebrates the longstanding traditions of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. Festivities include Karoake, caroling, drinking adult beverages from sacred ice shot glasses, and games of chance. Gifts are forbidden unless won through successful gambling ventures, or by sheer force. Wrestling, Football, or Mixed Martial Arts are optional but encouraged as part of the total Navikwanzaka experience. Lamenting past broken romantic relationships, calling ex-spouses/girlfriends/boyfriends, and inquiring as to the nature of the caller's inadequacies is usually part of the great Navikwanzaka tradition.
Nehemiah: "Hey Jebediah, Where is Navikwanzaka being held at this year?"
Jebediah: "Two furlongs past the old mill, at the Pilsner's brewery."
(1843 Excerpt from the earliest known writings describing the first Navikwanzaka... The first event, allegedly was a barn-burner, but no one other than several small farm animals was injured in the celebration.)
by Jason Monday January 3, 2008
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Navapadon

an extremely caring male individual who is loyal to only one girl. He is sweet and always knows how to make that girl smile.
man that guy is an extreme Navapadon
yeah, he's always hanging out with his girlfriend and making her happy. Maybe more guys should be like that.
by AsianLoverx100 September 8, 2010
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navildik

A humongous dick that makes you look like a tri-pod.
Look at that navildik!
by MadamHerp February 20, 2011
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Navigation Arrow

Another name for your cock, dick, or penis.
:Jared: You see that broad across the room? She is too fine!

:Kevin: HELL YEAH! My navigation arrow is telling me to head straight for her spot.
by DonKehote August 30, 2011
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naviguessing

The art of navigating when you have no idea what you are doing and know full well that your directions will likely result in going the wrong way.
I'm naviguessing that we should take this next left turn.
by Boondogglers Anonymous August 28, 2013
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