I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!
Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."
Marty: "Okay."
An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...
Lynda: "I love that store."
Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
Marty: "Okay."
An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...
Lynda: "I love that store."
Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
by m_piet April 28, 2010
Two guys. One guy pulls his ball skin out into the shape of a bowl, the other gentleman ejaculates sensually into the bowl. He then gets on his tired knees and gently proceeds to eat the goods from the bowl.
by Jimmy Winchestershire March 14, 2021
The act of dropping a toaster in a bathtub to end one's life. This expression is typically used when one is angry at a mistake or someone.
Joe said " IM MAKING TOAST IN THE BATH!" after he messed up his piano song live in front of the whole school. Joe is a fag and he likes 69.
by DatBoiLmao October 15, 2017
If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.
If you are a boy it means sex.
If you are a boy it means sex.
Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.
Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.
Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?
by just a girl with a mustache August 12, 2017
by Le epic biggie cheese December 02, 2019
1-Close drain, put cat on tub, close shower door 2-carefully open door, don't let out, and tun on water 3-spray bubble bath over top 4-get them out; they hate it
by Someone who is Me May 03, 2018
The smearing of a deviled egg across the chest of a large, overly furry man by a young girl. The man must then lick his chest patch clean.
by Den-E April 27, 2010