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Road House

Beating, Spin Kicking, Open Hand Smacking or Back Handing someone just before you front kick them out a window.
Hey Jimmy, if you don't get on the phone right now, I am going to have E road house you down 3 flights of stairs.

or -Mikey, you should road house that guy if he grabs your girlfriends butt again.
Hey Miggs, why did you let that little kid road house you in front of junior?
Last night I roadhoused this wack job at the gas station because he thought his iroc z was sweeter because it had blue metallic paint- I smoked that fool
by the dizzler May 6, 2010
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nut house

joe shmo was so loony, they put him in the nut house, where he made some new loony friends.
by whenpiggysflyson January 19, 2009
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bath house

A place where men go in order to have hot and horny sex with each other.

These places usually offer two options : renting a locker or a "room". Most of these rooms are small, but can be equipped with a TV (displaying gay porn) or large mirrors.

A decent bath house usually offers the following : spa, sauna, hammam, showers, dark/back room(s), movie rooms or TVs, a bar. Some bath houses also have glory holes, a movie theater, a weightlifting room, a large lockerroom, male masseuse, a swimming pool, etc.
I feel like having meaningless sex with a sexy guy, so I might go to the bath house.

I was into an incredibly hot orgy in that room at the bath house; the door had remained open and guys kept coming in.
by sk1tz01d July 26, 2008
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Protect This House

What you call people who always wear spandex clothing such as Nike Dri-Fit, Under Armor, etc.
Swoll guy wearing an Under Armor cut off comes in the room
Person 1: "Ahhh, I see Protect This House is here."
by Sizzeven! July 30, 2006
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bath house

A place where men go to have sex with other men. Many of them are absolutely disgusting and reek of rotting semen and growing bacteria. Beware, 9 times out of 10 they are filled to the brim with people on a field trip from the aged fat people home. STD's get spread here like peanut butter on a sandwich. Most bathhouses are very dark so you can't see who's groping you or rubbing their dick up against your ass. Many people liken them to haunted houses because of the dark lighting, horrible stench, and theme rooms which include mazes, sling rooms (for sadistic freaks), glory holes, doctors offices, and creepy old men lurking around who look like sex offenders.
Naive Gay teen: I'm going to a bath house for the first time.. It sounds like so much fun! I'm gonna suck and get fucked by as many hot men as I can.

Smart Gay man: Noooo, don't go there. Ew. It will scar you emotionally, particularly since you're in shape, young, and fairly attractive. Creepy, old morbidly obese men will grope you in the middle of the dark.
by audiomuse1 August 18, 2011
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Glass house

A phrase to bring light to those who are being hypocritical.
Glass house: A term reminding hypocrites to shut the fuck up and jump off a bridge

"People who live in glasses houses should shut the fuck up"
-Anorak's Almanac from Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
by HomoBromo March 1, 2018
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house of composure

The house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. Legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of Tremont and Tremont in Boston, MA or at the corner of Columbus and Columbus just a few blocks away. Many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.
"House of composure, where is your posture?"

"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."
by simmaranfo April 1, 2007
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