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Simracer's Gooch 

The awful condition that occurs when unfit simracers exert themselves heavily while driving, and after a few too many laps in a pressure situation they succumb to the flood. A shower and some fresh underwear is the only cure for this affliction.
Someone call an ambulance for Michael, he's just done a triple stint chasing down the leader and he's dying from simracer's gooch.
Simracer's Gooch by doodle127 March 21, 2022

karen peck gooch 

look her up, she is the best person out there. she has a voice of an angel. she's kind but I'm biased cuz she Is like a grandma love you kp <3
karen peck gooch by Erin sue March 28, 2022

Drive-thru Gooch 

The point in a fast food drive-thru between the window you pay at and the window where you pick your food up
Drive-thru Gooch:
Your on the phone with your friend and they ask where you are? “I’m in the McDonalds Drive-thru sitting at the gooch point waiting to get my bag of fat
Drive-thru Gooch by Vagabond Wolf September 21, 2022

lick my gooch 

WHEN YOU WANT A REAL NIGGA TO LICK YA GOOCH YFM

Tonguing the gooch 

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.
"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."

clean your gooch 

when someone is annoying you'd say this
Someone: sybau
You: clean your gooch and grow up
clean your gooch by l3m0nsh4rks August 27, 2025