mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.

I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.

by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022

Thats the way the fish flops!

Another way to say "Thats the way the cookie crumbles"'

Used to say that there's nothing you could've done to change the outcome of something

Person 1: "Damn i just got fired from my job"

Person 2: "Well, y'know what they say: thats the way the fish flops!"

by Nopyyy October 24, 2023

Mr. Flip Floppy

Another name for the president of the United States (Joe Biden) as he has perfected flip flopping. His flip flopping includes the fact that he has declared himself as a moderate, but turned around and tried to do socialism and the stepping stones to communism, as he has also declared he is not a socialist. Which one is he.

Mr. Flip Floppy seems to be confused about what he really is.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025