Shrek

Sexiest lad of all time. You will not be sexually satisfied with anyone else.

Shrek. I love you

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

by Tall Fella January 8, 2022

Shrek

Mah green bbyyyyy

Shrek: I am a green ogre. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

by Danny Dumptruck November 22, 2021

shrek

our lord and savior

shrek

by joannhaa October 31, 2020

Shrek

A big fat smexy ogre thats green and falls in love with donkey they get married and have sticky little kids that have mohawks and pink hair

"OH SHREK AND DONKEY HAD KIDS"

by izlourob November 6, 2019

Shrekking

Ants will still be shrekking, after Armageddon….. giants look so awesome, folks are scared to Shrek ‘em, none the less I garunteeee , when ur in a shrekle, size ain’t worth a nickel, tears are pretty Shrek, turn ‘‘em to A trickle becha life im glad -im-SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I’m so Shrekking shrexy

by Shrexygurl March 14, 2022

shrek fan-fiction

please no, just please no...

Jake: Have you read my shrek fan-fiction?
Andrew: WTF is wrong with you jake?!

by KovikSmith March 16, 2019

The Shrek Word

A word that is supposedly racist against all ogres unless you have the fabled Shrek card. If you obtain the fabled Shrek card you too can say the Shrek word.

“Hey I got the Shrek card say the Shrek word. Go on! Say it! Say it it’s not gonna be racist!”

by MiracleWeezerHall September 22, 2023