Sean

A synonym for "ape".

Omg! Looks it's a big hairy Sean!

by ueu38 November 24, 2021

sean

sean is the most gumpy person in this world. there is no one as gumpy as sean. he is very fat and full of himself and needs attention so badly he makes the worst jokes I've ever heard. He gets head from emo bitches who only smoke and don't go to class, and he plays Fortnite instead of doing his homework for the class he has a D in. He also looks like Gaten Matarazzo.

"do you know sean?"
"yeah he's weird as fuck"

by losam April 30, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

Sean

hym is the dragon!
weve got to locate hym!

"can we talk to hym?"
"talk, yes, but he cannot be convinced"
"does Sean trust you? does he know you've had the clean cut?"
"I don't know. he should. we are not here to draw a triangle, right, he should know."
"so hym is holding him hostage?"
"not sure. not sure. we should talk to Sean when hym is away gardening or grocery shopping"
"locate Sean then"

by Krkič April 10, 2019

Sean

sex lord

Sean has sex with old men and takes it up the bum a lot

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Sean’s Razor

The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all

That dude is so crazy. He only knows how to use Sean’s Razor to understand the world

by Beanol April 28, 2025

Sean

(n) Usually of Irish American descent. Most Seans have a quick wit and tell inappropriate jokes. They are known to have a brain similar to a Macintosh computer and excel in Jeopardy. Seans tend to have exquisite taste in music and do not stick to one genre. Can be any music from Country & Western to HipHop/Rap. Seans are known to be wiggers but since they were raised in the trenches they get a pass. Seans can be found at most bars drinking Coronas and Fireball. Seans are loyal to their soil and cheer on their hometeams in sports. Seans are usually the person with the best gossip and also use the disclaimer "don't tell anyone, I don't need this coming back to me" . They definitely have "the gift to gab" and are full of one liners. They are one TikTok away from going viral.

Nicknames: SDot, SDizzle,SeanDon

-Who the hell is playing Kenny Rogers and 2pac on the jukebox!?!?
- Sean for suuurrreee

by Sdo415 November 23, 2021