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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
mugGet the heavy nuts retardomug.

Heavy on the Flys

When exercising the fly press at a weight heavy enough to only squeeze in less than 3 reps.
-At the gym- "yo dude, look at that guy going heavy on the flys"
by AJY January 1, 2012
mugGet the Heavy on the Flysmug.

Heavy

Extra emphasis on a word or phrase.
You need to learn from your mistakes. Heavy on the learn.
by Elise_MaybeImWrong June 17, 2022
mugGet the Heavymug.

heavy porn

the main peek-of-frustration side-effect of the early-to-mid-70s lack of technology.
No wonder Dad had two abortions back in the day. A responsible drinker, at never more than a couple of beers per day, with all the pranks pulled on him from every direction, man-made problems that could have easily been solved via a SmartPhone with data, let alone yer basic flip or slider, it's not that big a surprise he reached the level of resorting to heavy porn.
by tripleFfactoryWerkor July 8, 2020
mugGet the heavy pornmug.

heavy

im heavy weapons guy, and this, is my weapon.
by PersonPlayin May 14, 2024
mugGet the heavymug.

Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog
How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread
by The Stag1 January 2, 2021
mugGet the Heavy Threadmug.

heavy shoulder

a girl or guy that can be hard or annoying to deal with in a realtionship.
she's nice and all but she's a heavy shoulder
by JJkillin February 14, 2018
mugGet the heavy shouldermug.

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