im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

Football

This is a famous sport played by (mostly) everyone. There are two kinds of football; rugby for American, and soccer for British. British football, or soccer, is being used more than American football, which is rugby.

What football do you play? Rugby or soccer?

by Gervy March 22, 2019

football kink

where the person uses football during seggs

'Have you heard Zak has a football kink? Darcy said.

'No surprise' replied ems

by chaeyoungsangel August 12, 2021

Football

Brown, smelly waste that comes from your butt. Most commonly taken in the morning. Also known as a poop.

I have to take a football.

by Best Cuts June 7, 2018

Busted Football

A skank or older woman trying to be young and her pussy has been so overused that it looks like a popped/busted football

Use: Cher's coochie looks like a busted football at her age. Jennifer Lopez is in the Spalding factory getting her busted football vagina re inflated.

by Pierce Dickman November 26, 2022

Football-Neek

Some one who is a football nerd and/or geek

That guy is a football-neek

by Bread on a tree August 17, 2023