Stand Point

To be very honest at a painful level.

Person 1: Rebecca is so horrible! She called me out for something embarrassing I did last year!
Person 2: She isn't horrible, she's just a stand point person.

by TheNerdyAngel_ May 5, 2018

One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.

When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.

by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.

Troels had a lof on one man stands.

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat

Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!

by antinon October 31, 2023

Standing ovation

When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap

"Omg Karen what was sound?"

"It was a standing ovation Becca"

by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019

standing on business

your doing something that makes you a boss

You hanged up the phone on your ex wow girl standing on business

by nayaplay.0 February 9, 2024

standing on business

To not fold in a situation.

Example:

Jessica: Yo I folded again because my boyfriend bought me a yacht… I know you said to leave him.

Sarah: GIRL YOU GOTTA BE STANDING ON BUSINESS!!! HE CHEATED 16 TIMES!!!

I’m always standing on business w these hoes.

by sexy reds baby daddy February 7, 2024