poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.
i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.
by flossigans November 04, 2017
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Courtney Poop

Last night I had a dream of being a Courtney Poop
by Shreksmybiggreendaddy November 23, 2018
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poop sled

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.
Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.
by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021
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poop read

A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading
This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.
by shamalamadingdong988 April 09, 2014
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Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises
Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?
by Auscar1 February 19, 2015
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sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.
Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!
by snarf dragon September 21, 2014
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Hush poop

When you turn on the faucet when you are pooping to dampen the plopping sound.
I had to hush poop when my friends were over.
by fartknuckle October 26, 2008
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