Perfection Poop

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.

Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."

by damountainous May 29, 2011

Poop-traction

Noun. A Poop contraction. The cramps associated with going into poop labor.

"My poop-tractions are getting closer together and will be going into labor soon."

by Dr.Reanimator September 18, 2018

Boomba Poop

The spicy, nasty poop you take in a public restroom after a sudden stomach upset.

Dude, I totally just laid a fat boomba poop in there.

by Freelettuce June 18, 2018

poop read

A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading

This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.

by shamalamadingdong988 April 09, 2014

Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises

Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?

by Auscar1 February 19, 2015

sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

by snarf dragon September 21, 2014

Hush poop

When you turn on the faucet when you are pooping to dampen the plopping sound.

I had to hush poop when my friends were over.

by fartknuckle October 26, 2008