Patrick

Has beautiful eyes. Easy as that. Maybe hes not all that smart, or strong, or tall, or that great with women (he kinda sucks at it actually) but once you get to know him well you see the side of him that you wouldn't expect in someone like him. He falls in love easily and when he gets roped in its hard for him to get unroped. He respects boundaries and any other rules of a relationship because whenever your happy hes happy. He embraces his nationality (maybe a little too much). But if theres one thing that hes got going for him that hes got 7 people said to him in the past month is that he has beautiful eyes. Also thats kind of a common theme in Urban Dictionary that I've noticed.

Patrick's Friend: "You have really nice eyes"

Patrick: "That makes eight!"

by idontreallyknowimjusttrying March 24, 2022

Patrick

Jew, small cock huge nose. Likes cowgirls

Here comes Patrick look at that nose he could smell buttpussy from a mile away

by DoctorDickRespect December 29, 2021

Patrick

A tall skinny dude who loves to be crazy! Has amazing eyes but is afraid of eye contact. Has his strong political views, loves to workout, and sports. He has the best taste in music and will spam you with memes. Patrick doesn’t know how special he is but will see once he finds the right girl. Don’t let go of your patrick guys.

Patrick

by Sarah Ben March 8, 2022

Lee-Patrick Rule

n. A local ordinance that provides for the allowance, and celebration of gay marriage, and set a precedent in Fantasy Football procedures as it relates to the transference of ones franchise.

The Lee-Patrick Rule set a clear precedent which has been followed by generations before us, as it pertains to the name and content of a team in the event of a separation of an owner from the league

by MUglialoro July 27, 2021

Patrick

A Patrick is an absolute asshole. He will cheat on you and he will act petty over nothing. Do not date a Patrick because all he does is make creepy jokes and talk about gruesome things like it's okay.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Patrick's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.

by InternetAuntie June 6, 2020

James Patrick Galvin

usually looks like a fly wearing goggles. he also can't pull for his life and he will NEVER EVER share his toe nail clippers. when his done using his toe nail clippers, he licks them clean. and he is a homosexual, not a pedophile.

i saw him licking his clippers! What a James Patrick Galvin!

by blind_squirrel September 13, 2022

Patrick

Struggles to get hot girls. He can bag a 5/10 easily. Catfish of the bars

I hope I see a patrick at the bar tonight-local 3/10

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023