Officing

When a company deliberately attempts to completely emulate the mannerisms of the cast of hit NBC show “The Office”.
My boss has decided to hire a camera crew, be severely immature and childish, make crude jokes and spout out quotes that millennials will use on a coffee cup or t shirt. He’s totally officing.
by Babyyodafan69 June 13, 2024
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French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.
by Velvet Condoms January 26, 2025
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first officer

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control
I sailed my boat as first officer before quickly becoming the captain
by J_gogo September 19, 2020
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office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.
Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.
by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017
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Res life office

The act of smoking weed residue out of a bowl
John: can you take me to the res life office?

Me: sure I'll go get a bowl
by Gordon bombay613 June 02, 2011
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