minnecel

Anyone who lives in, used to live in, or was born in the U.S. state of Minnesota.
Comparable to the term "masshole".

Did you hear about those minnecels getting trapped in 6 feet of snow again?

by antiLimited May 24, 2024

minnefix

A human male who doesn't know what to do in life, he just goes with the flow

Minnefix didn't care because it didn't disturb his day to day life

by Minnefix James June 8, 2024

Minnesota Dunkin' run

Sexual act of stacking donuts around the male reproductive organ, and allowing the partner (male or female) to eat the donuts before performing fellatio.

“Man, I had a Minnesota Dunkin’ run last night.”

“Did he take you for a Minnesota Dunkin’ run?”

“I have to pick up some gluten free donuts, for my Minnesota Dunkin' run tonight.”

by Dunkin’98 June 20, 2024

Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.

The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Minnesota Campfire

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.

Saint and Sam went out and started a Minnesota Campfire tonight and think we don't know

by Adrianrage December 30, 2024

Minnesota Sports

A phrase used by upper midwest fans of major sports teams based in the state of Minnesota that choke a big game for the sole reason to the fact that the team is based in Minnesota.

After a Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, Twins or Gophers loss, the phrase is often used: "yup, thats Minnesota sports" or "Typical Minnesota sports"

by ZJR13 January 13, 2025