Jack Kelly

Son of The great Ian Kelly who sadly died fighting for The USSR during World War II

"Look its Jack Kelly,the fat cunt"

by Bigmankelly November 26, 2019

kelly taylor

A woman who likes to fall in love with people because of their money, she loves leaving a boyfriend and falls in love with another guy behind her boyfriend's back. She is the tyoe of person who loves attention and money and loves to make scary situations to get attention.

You are such a kelly taylor!

by Ronald guerrero March 23, 2019

kellies

A group of sexy rugby girls who loose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kellie” and obey her every word. Every individual Kellie loves every other kellie

The kellies made it to an all Ireland final but mags Coombes didn’t give a shit

by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019

Kellis

A group of sexy rugby girls who lose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kelli” and obey her every word. Every individual Kelli loves every other kelli

The kellis made it to an all Ireland final but mags Coombes didn’t give a shit

by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

kelly kanemitsu

Noun

(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)

Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.

“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.

by dungdoit May 15, 2019

Kelly A. Burlison Middle School

kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.

“they go to kelly a. burlison middle school they must be a fake thot, dont talk to them!”

by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019