Person 1: "Oh, is that Jonathan Garnham?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"
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Get the Jonathan mug.Jonathan is a little red headed bitch
by Monsterschlong69 March 2, 2024
Get the Jonathan mug.Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.
Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
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Get the Jonathan mug.A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.
*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
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