jew horde

To be stingy and horde ones personal belongings, usually pertaining to Jew gold.
Don't ask Mario for a cookie, he jew hordes his.
by Jordan Reindl March 06, 2008
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crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.
Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew
by DinglePipe August 01, 2017
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Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.
Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'
by Glansolo July 28, 2017
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Jew-Bert

A name for an annoying person who practices Judism and plays video games all day. A fusion between the words Jew and Q*Bert.
I want to play Half-Life 2, but that guy's too busy being a gay little Jew-Bert and won't stop playing Shrek 'n Roll!
by CoffeePot247 December 26, 2009
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cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character
Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms
by Slothfather February 27, 2017
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Hide the Jew

A game similar to hide-go-seek only multiple people hide from a “Hitler” who hunts them, finds them and cooks them in an oven
“We were playing hide the Jew yesterday at my birthday party, I got to be Hitler and I found everyone. It was so fun.....
by Nishlec April 24, 2019
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Jew Perk

A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.
Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."

Manager: "What, why?"

W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."

M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"

W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."

M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."
by Another-Anon September 30, 2010
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