by Deeznuts6828374 September 4, 2017
Get the Snake jew mug.A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.
Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.
Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.
Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.
by titfink October 30, 2011
Get the Jew note mug.A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.
“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”
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Get the crispy jew mug.Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."
Manager: "What, why?"
W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."
M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"
W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."
M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."
Manager: "What, why?"
W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."
M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"
W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."
M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."
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