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wood rats

young teens, and young adults who hang out in in the numbered streets of wading river. they are commonly found in the woods doing drugs, drinkin booze, building forts, and setting things on fire
im just chillin wit the wood rats doin what the wood rats do
by cookawala October 15, 2008
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fat wood

a blunt overly filled with weed
bro i wanna roll up a damn fat wood and get high as shit!
by DaddyDxrem January 29, 2017
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wood pusher

WOOD PUSHER - NOUN

OUR (everyone that rolls) response to what the skater fags thought they could call us that would piss us off. Only we don't give a fuck about being called fruit booters, but it sure as hell is funny shit to see how pissed they get in their emo pants and fake Chuck Taylor's when they hear the term "wood pusher".

Someone that really needs to stop destroying the environment in order to solicit an already OVERLY commercial sport. They're not even underground anymore despite what their god Tony Hawk tries to sell them.

Someone that's jealous because they realize how hard it actually is to hit something that's waxed and make it look good. Wood pushers can't hit kink rails over two stairs high, and the only thing that remains "extreme" in their sport is trying to make the next Tony Hawk "Undergound" game.

Get used to it, you're all a bunch of wannabe sellouts that don't even understand what hardware is. At least in our sport we get along with each other no matter what social clique we fall into.
Bobbie - "You're a gay ass fruit booter!"
Tommy - "So? Stop destroying the environment you fucking wood pusher! At least we are recognized as having the only true remaining underground sport. Hah!"

AND

Bobbie - "You're a gay ass fruit booter, skater fag!"
Tommy - "Correction, YOU'RE the skater fag, wood pusher! You're just jealous because our sport actually takes practice and talent to pull off, not to mention it's MUCH more impressive to the ladies!"
by DarkSoulOfTragedy April 10, 2006
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wood chipper

Putting your penis (wood) in the vagina doggie style while the girl is puking in the toilet
After a heavy night of drinking, I gave my girl the wood chipper while she was puking.
by shessy shoseph June 21, 2010
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tiger woods

captain morgan lime and diet morgan lime
Matt and Lindy Drinking that Tiger Woods-- DELISH!!!
by KUNDERT03 December 20, 2009
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Carving wood

The sweaty naked guy was carving wood in the shed when someone peered in the window.
by Jack someone February 19, 2011
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wood pusher

a no tallent wannabe who thinks that what they do is extream or hard. the kids at the skate parks who do the same line every time, and cry when someone gets in their way. they think that they are cool cuz they can grind a rail for 5 seconds.

Q:what do skateboarders do when they aren't going to land a trick?
A:kick their gay boards away and land on their feet.

same question for skaters
A:take the fall get the fuck and and try again
wood pusher:omg these kids are getting in my way of doing the same trick that i just did. here comes that damn skater(quick call him a fruit booter)

skater:stfu you think what u do is hard, try grinding a rail for more than two seconds. better yet try jumping over a sidewalk with a 5ft piece of grass behind it onto a rail that is about chest high and grind the whole thing.
by alpha1 skater November 6, 2008
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