greenshaw high school

a shitty school where there is a credit card system and the fucking teachers hate children

i feel sorry for him he goes to greenshaw high school

by mo-skinny January 26, 2019

Bannockburn high school

The most shitest school in Scotland, full of moany teachers, DON'T GO HERE IF U HAVE THE CHANCE! It's full of sluts and neds n ya don't learn anything cos the teachers are shite

Bannockburn high school is so shit, fuck this I'm dropping out and becoming a stripper cannae cope way this shite man, get me outta here!

by THE BITCH3000 February 9, 2019

Waterloo High School

A place where people like to dress as whores and roach cigarette butts out of the trash can

Yeah the people from Waterloo High School are total assholes

by Aland Felder May 11, 2023

Marist High School

A Catholic school located on the southside of Chicago. There you can find some respectable young women and frankly superb young men. The women are good hearted, while also being able to let loose (Within the bounds of self respect, of course). The men are simply known for their athletic and academic prowess.

The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.

The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,

We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.

Until we meet again,
Anonymous"

"Hey dawg do you go to Marist High School?"
"Well yes I do."
"Friggin' Sweet!"

by RiceBoy22 July 12, 2023

Beaconsfield High School

Where the students are significant overachievers that feel like they have to be the best and stress themselves out for no reason. Unfortunately, the canteen is overpriced (sorry roger) but that’s alright for the posh rich students here.

Beaconsfield High School? Oh, you mean Becky High

by Becky is High May 3, 2022

high school dance

if youve ever wanted to act like a jackass in front of your peers AND be at school in the evening when you dont have to... the high school dance is for you. Usually taking place in the musky ass gym or the broken glass covered parking lot, the high school dance contains such wonders as: mumble rap and repetitive pop music blared ad nauseum, shitty catered food from the downwind mexican restaurant with 2 stars on yelp, a bunch of horned up pizza faced jocks getting grinded on by slutty herpes-ridden cheerleaders, socially inept dorks huddled in a corner probably gaying out, a DJ who's had too much to drink, the wafting scent of bath and body works perfume and axe body spray, and general chaos formed by a mass of fucked up highschoolers. If you like one or all of these things, get some help... or attend the next high school dance!

Moe: I went to the homecoming high school dance last fall, it sucked fuck. Some asshole bumped into me, and i spilled the rank ass taco i had to spend 6 dollars to get.
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!

by Punchy_207 May 8, 2022

Ridge High School

Ridge High School is a school in New Jersey that is misunderstood but transparent at the same time. The school is filled with lots of white preppy kids, who of many are bratty and can be assholes. They can be judgy outside of their group. The groups of basking ridge are, 1. the white preppy kids, who party, but end up hating it. 2. The Indian and Asian groups who are smart and judge the white kids just as much who don’t have 4.0 GPA’s . And the “geeks” who are misunderstood. There is a huge diversity in basking ridge but little African Americans. The diversity is in the Asian and Indian culture. We have a great education system, one of the best public schools in NJ. sports aren’t the greatest but we have outstanding Hockey and Lacrosse. Unbelievable arts in specifically theatre that is amazing funded and put on great shows every year. You see the reason people have mental health issues here are because of 1. Academic Standards, and 2. Social standards. If you have below a 3.5 GPA don’t try to talk about school. Everyone wants to party but once you get there you see how much of a shitshow it is. Basking Ridge is a rich town but many people have things going on behind the scenes, lots of family issues and some people in basking ridge look rich but are struggling to make mortgage every month because of how expensive it is to live there. Ridge is a school where if you find your people it’s a great fit, but if you have a cringe reputation or a bad reputation it won’t ever go away.

“We are playing Ridge High School again?”
“Yeah time to go face the preppy snobby white kids with no athletic ability”

by Anonymous1936730 March 3, 2022