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Handshake fuck

A type of sexual encounter that acts as an introduction and way to get to know each other before busting out the whips and ropes. The vanilla sex before the kinky sex so as to gauge the vibe.
My first night with him over was definitely a handshake fuck but the second night was another story.
by Factorie July 13, 2020
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frenchmans handshake

When a man jerks another man off
He’s the kind of guy that prefers a Frenchmans handshake over a real one if you know what I’m saying
by ThatCrackerOverThere January 2, 2018
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Siamese handshake

Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.
Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.
by It's not broken July 6, 2018
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Mayan Mississippi Handshake

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.
by Ttown49 April 1, 2017
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Ohio State Handshake

In the state of Wisconsin, namely the more urban Milwaukee area, it is the moment when you put the money in the dealer's hand during a handshake.
I looked at the shit and it's good so here's the Ohio State Handshake to seal the deal and I'll call you again later.
by Milwaukee's Favorite Son September 6, 2022
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Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.
I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.
by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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