A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.
Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”
Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
by George Zidd August 28, 2019
While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.
Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!
by Epstein's Mom June 03, 2020
A handjob.
Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.
by All Night Al April 08, 2024
Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.
Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!
Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021
A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.
Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.
by Shank Bonein June 29, 2023
Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.
Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
by Grandesigner September 09, 2020