Grape

The PG version of rape

Guy 1: "What are you about to do to her?"
Guy 2: "Ima bout to grape her."

by Indominus67 March 3, 2020

Grape

When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.

I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.

by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023

Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.

Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.

by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020

welshers grape juice

When a deal or bet is made, and one of the parties involved backs out and does not pay up or welshers on the deal

You lost the bet and didn't pay up, now I have to go the store and buy you some welshers grape juice

by TrentifordEarl December 19, 2018

Grape

Slang for a fat rodent. primarily hamsters, gerbils, or rats.

"you need to lose weight, you fucking grape!" *hamster starts crying from embarrassment*

by Sylver Frostpaw April 14, 2025

Grapes

A phrase used to describe you friends small willy

You: My friened Josh has some Graopes (To a lass).
JJ: Yeah Josh really does have some Grapes on him.
Lass: Thanks for the heads up.

by Mr.SugarHoneyIcedTea September 9, 2021

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.

Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.

by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 14, 2023