Loot Coon

A loot coon is a sect or Loot whoring that is incredibly self centered.
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" Yo mark i need meds i'm low on health.
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later
by CallMeManaMan February 17, 2019
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coon dog mash

Jan and I did the coon dog mash up.
by Dead 1 November 30, 2023
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Coon Candy

A girl (typically white) that loves African American guys; usually has the THHHIIICCCCCCCC body type
Dang, that girl is hot but I think she is coon candy
by ceeewwnncanddiieeeebeeetchhhh November 29, 2019
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Coon Cracker

A person of a minority background (specially of African American descent) who ignores their identity to believe in derogatory or prejudice beliefs against people of their race, mostly to secure a seat as one of the “good ones” when trying to fit into or be validated as a Republican.
Darnel and I used to be tight back in high school, we had always bonded over the news stories on the police incidents, but I checked out his insta feed and he’s become such a coon cracker thinking they want him to genuinely be there.
by LamePower January 27, 2025
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Coon bait

When a disc golfer shows up to the course wreaking of marijuana and whiskey. This disc golfer then falls over on every shot and throws all his discs into water hazards, known as coon bait!
Parker had the shittiest game of disc golf today, all he was throwing was coon bait!
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Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise
by fwjakko April 25, 2024
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tyler coons

One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.
Why is my boyfriend acting like a tyler coons again?
by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021
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