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Bored Journalist Syndrome

affliction causing Beltway stenographers to pine for return of Casino Mobster
At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.
by Uncle Joosie July 9, 2024
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bored board

That board is a bored board.
by NameRandom56789 August 4, 2021
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im bored to death

a phrase often used as a hyperbole to express how bored someone is.
1: Im bored to death.
2: Have you tried searching boredbutton.com? drawing? writing every single variation of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and searching for it on this website? learning a language? making a flag? making a language (conlang)? making a web series? making pizza? opening a restaurant? writing your name in every writing system in the world? counting to 10,000,000? watching a web series? searching for grammatical mistakes in wikipedia and correcting them? playing a boardgame? learning how to program? read a book? downloading a game? modding a game? binging a series you have never seen? watching a movie? making a fantasy book? creating a fantasy world? writing alternate history? making a map? taking photos of your location? searching random places on google maps? coining a new word? creating a nation following the montevideo convention? going to every single member state of the united nation? have you tried-
by Arpee2763 July 4, 2025
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Bored

by Bob87688u March 28, 2022
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Good Boring

“Good Boring” or “GB”. An (online) greeting first used by @ape6743. The ape mentioned is part of the Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) a huge NFT project on the Ethereum blockchain.
One might say on Twitter: “Good Boring” of “GB”
by cryptorinus September 16, 2021
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boring ahh

A bunch of gen alphas and zoomers (and in rare cases millennials born in the late 80s/early 90s) seeing something boring to them so they go on TikTok or Instagram, play Subway Surfers, watch any Family Guy Funny Moments compilation video or just do all of the above just rot their brains
by maskchad420 July 23, 2024
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boring lauren

When Lauren is being boring and not fun.
Boring Lauren is going to bed and snoring. Nthnf.
by landkkiwi November 5, 2023
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