"Hey Tim, what were you and the prepubescent Jap doin' in the bathroom.?" "Nothin' Ma, just playin' a little Book Hockey
by Jamison Bentley November 20, 2002
When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.
friend: So what did you do last night?
you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....
you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....
by dj syndo February 21, 2009
by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013
A name or nickname used to define a person who loves to curl up with a book and read. Another name for a bookworm, or a Bibliophile.
by Scorpios Toe November 28, 2009
Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.
by LordBobiscuis October 06, 2014
guy 1: Happy birthday.
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book
by KJandrists November 17, 2008
The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?
by Dr. Bubba June 28, 2011