bender

A bender is someone who sucks at hockey and bends their ankles when they skate.

Joe got called a bender by his friend. He had no idea what that meant, so therefore hes a bender.

by Mike Hunt420 January 29, 2012

fender bender

idiot with no driving skills, no license no life and no social skills

probably a woman

by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

bender

A "bender" would be the definition of someone in jail. Once they go in, they don't come out with gettin' it up tha ass by another homo in there at least once.

mmm yummmmay! I WANT TO BE A BENDER! ;):P:D

by bcbabe67 April 30, 2006

Bender

A Idiot or shit that you dislike.

A person who is stupid and annoying = a bender

by Gary Salter November 13, 2009

Bender

An awful lacrosse player, Commonly used as insult used toward a defense-man by the attack. Invented in Upstate New York, primarily in section 3 (The best section).

Wow, I just scored a between the legs goal on these benders

by RippinG's&SmokinTrees February 20, 2011

bendas

A smelly fish like person.

After you spent all day at the fish market you were a real bendas

by Sean Walsh May 24, 2003

alchyweedycokeyketty bender

This occurs when a person gets drunk and then smokes a spliff containing cannabis, cocaine and ketamine. This spliff is also a concoction better known as "disconnected".

Sam: *BLEURGH*
James: *BLEURGH*
James + Sam: YAY! An alchyweedycokeyketty bender!
Mike: You guys are too cool.

by Dual Crimes November 13, 2007