Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020

Shrekking

The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.

Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"

by DundeiEh March 30, 2024

Shrek

A wonderful and spectacular MYTHICAL CREATURE

Shrek is bae

by Shreky April 22, 2021

Shrek

GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

shrek is god

by Shrek is lord May 15, 2023

Shrek

Our lord and savior,

He demands onion sacrifices

Person 1: When would we see Shrek?
Person 2: December 25, 2020

by ShrekLuver69420 December 20, 2020

Shrek

The Greatest of all time. PERIODT

Dude: Yo have you seen shrek
Baylen Levine: Are you kidding, shrek is my DAD

by swaggydawg69 August 5, 2019

Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022