National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

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National pussy sending day

On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.

Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?

no

but its the 28th National pussy sending day

oh okay I forgot (sends)

by laydim12 April 28, 2024

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National Hit Or Miss Day!!

National Hit Or Miss Day is officially February 19. If you want to participate then go to a store or some place and record yourself yelling “Hit Or Miss” You dont have to participate if you don’t want to.

“Happy National Hit Or Miss Day!!”

by Jjisgaygay February 19, 2019

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national boyfriends day

national boyfriends day is on 2 of august right after national girlfriends day

person: have u posted your bf today?
person2: no why
person: it’s national boyfriends day

by eemy121 August 01, 2021

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National Throw Hasi Day

On May 15th, We must put our foot down and rebel against the tyrannical leader, We shall secure the keys, Ascend From Darkness, Rain Fire, Unleash The Horde, Skewer The Winged Beast, and Raise Hell, only then we shall truly be Free.

Alas! National Throw Hasi Day is among us. THIS IS IT MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS

by IssaMysteryy November 01, 2023

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