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Asian Girl Trifecta

The three stereotypical characteristics of Asian hyperfemininity, namely: pale, frail and infantile.

These characteristics are highly desirable to self-doubting or hypomasculine males, particularly those with small penises. The more cute, useless and needy, the better.
Hung: Check out Wang’s new gf, perfect Asian Girl Trifecta. That kind of girl makes you feel like a real man!

Low: Meh... she’s cute and white and helpless and all, but that non-stop high pitched giggling and squeaking is like nails on a chalkboard. Plus he’ll be broke in no time, those things are high-maintenance.

Hung: Maybe he just should have got a pet mouse instead. Or a sex doll.
by WalkingEagle December 22, 2019
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girls that eat almonds

Girls that eat almonds are simply girls that like to eat almonds. Nothing sexual at all. The girls simply enjoy to eat almonds. The almonds are not nutts.
Can you join our reading club, it's called "girls that eat almonds".
by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021
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basic white girl

girl: you see that jakira she is so basic
others: yeah i know right just look at her, such a basic white girl
by Maddo September 13, 2019
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teen girl angst

The feeling of being a teenage girl always made fun of, never enough, jealous of even your best friends, not pretty and not smart. Characterized by depressed feelings and then waves of maniacal tendencies to please everyone. Largely not accepted as a construct solely for growing girls, as their emotions are purely assumed to stem from their menstrual cycle.
A: "Why does Betty act this way? She must be on her period!"
B: "No you dumbass! It's simply the patriarchal system that undermines girls from a young age that makes her feel this teen girl angst."
by dancingqueen722 March 8, 2022
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Pick Me Girl

An insult aimed at any woman that doesn't mindlessly follow feminist dogma. It can also be used by feminists as a generic insult towards any woman they don't personally like, regardless of the political ideology of the woman being insulted. It is similar to "incel" or "nazi" by which it's meant to undermine any counter made to progressive rhetoric by labelling the critic something negative instead of actually engaging with the argument in good faith.

Ironically, the term "pick me" can be inadvertently sexist, as depending on the context, it implies the only reason a woman would be critical of feminism is for male attention, completely ignoring any other potential personal experiences and philosophies that may influence the woman's opinion.
Eg. 1:
A: "Men are actually statistically more likely to be attacked more often than women when walking alone at night. They're also more likely to be homeless, fall behind in education, and die in workplace related accidents."

B: "Found the pick me girl lol.

Eg. 2:

A: "Personally, I don't support abortion due to my own negative experiences with it and my own religious philosophy."

B: "You're such a pick me!! you only want attention from men!!"
by mel999 April 5, 2023
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Hiss Girl/Guy

A hiss girl/guy is that one person in primary/high school who was incredibly socially inept and usually squealed or hissed at people they didn’t like thinking it was somehow intimidating, they tended to think they were an anime character/animal of some kind. Hiss girls and hiss guys usually have awe inspiring levels of autism and the most punchable faces on planet earth.
-“Dude what is her problem? Did she just howl at you?”
-“Yeah she’s a hiss girl/guy”
by Big CheeseCock August 19, 2021
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white girl war

an altercation between two or more individuals or groups that are classified as "white girls" (Ugg boots, iPhones, Starbucks, selfies...) involving dirty looks, sniped snapchat pictures, underlying digs, shit talking, etc.
Oh my gosh, look at her snapchat story. She's just asking for a white girl war.
by longislandcanhang April 12, 2016
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