adoption shit

when you take the kind of shit that makes you want to adopt kids

Adoption shit: I just took a shit that made me want to ADOPT!

by vegetable_television December 26, 2010

dry as shit

It means something or someone is boring This is actually a phrase used to change the mood and attitiudes of those engaged in the conversation typiccallky used by the lumpenproleteriat or scum bag mothefuckers but nevertheLESs its FIEry.

My place of work is boring== huh shrug lets go back to the game of dominoes who cares everyones does loser your so boring and conventional we want spice captain morgan kinda junk just be hushed and silent please please please words like boring do nothing for my senses i want an orgasm of all the chakras a spiritual awakening an experience and you give me bhlluh
I hatre you and your not invited to my party and you cant date my sister any more now leave me alone
as opposed to
My place of work is dry as shit == whoah whoah whoah whoah ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Spittly sparks everywhere you turn, chaos reigns, god parts the sea, and all you can see is tittys shaking in slowmow on a giant TV set I love you i know your not gay but can i suck your dick please
** PEOPLE SHould react in this way

That Damn Lumpenproleteriat such a failure right yet such a delight.

by MPJF September 7, 2005

Ape Shit

The State anger that leads to throwing someone through a steel pillar.

G1: Shit why is that pillar broken!?!
G2: Some guy went Ape Shit on Erik.

by jonathan clodfelter August 9, 2007

shit brick

The term used in the 17th century for the shape (object) horse manure form when loaded into wagons to be moved out of stables

That's a quite large shitbrick you're moving.

by John November 9, 2003

shit a dick

a curse phrase when some retard on cod4 kills you

when a retard kills you on cod4 you say "shit a dick"

by DozerDivnity June 21, 2008

shit-posting

posting on a forum or site while taking a shit.

"Zack was shit-posting on the toilet."

by steverogerific March 8, 2015

shits and giggles

life can be full of crap or
full of fun or laughter

life is what you make it

by life September 9, 2004