by Don't Use Your Real/Fake Name February 15, 2024
Get the 115th Head Instructor mug.When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.
by Obama Phone April 28, 2023
Get the Bag Head Syndrome mug.“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”
by CoonCob May 30, 2023
Get the Wool headed stink monkey mug.by DumbAssSlayer May 21, 2021
Get the Cinnamon Roll Head mug.The extra tax charged to arrogant snooty big heads up their own arse that buy stupidly expensive things (e.g. cars)
Oh look at that big head Dave with his brand new Audi R8..
Reply: Wonder how much big head tax he gets charged for owning that..
Reply: Wonder how much big head tax he gets charged for owning that..
by Shellie_G September 22, 2021
Get the Big head tax mug.When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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