When you say to your lady, “Let me spread your legs and squirt your belly with my squirty white love piss, whilst my balls whack up against your anal piece”
by DrMogsy February 1, 2026
Get the Squirty White Love Piss mug.A demographic (primarily found within the suburban or poorer places in the United States) that are identified by their hatred towards other demographics or individuals they label as "other". They are renowned for holding anger & resentment against the rest of society due to a toxic upbringing, a heritage in squalor in their lineage, and/or being raised around racist or bigoted parenting.
Initially, 'White Trash' historically was a term for White Americans that couldn't own slaves, but later refered to slave owning families that went into squalor after losing their wealth post-Civil War.
Today White Trash refers to the demographics within the United States that are hateful to most of society, with many involved with MAGA and the rising tide of fascism within the country. This stems from an idea that Donald Trump's administration will somehow remove them from poverty permanently, allow their hateful behavior to become the norm, and supplant the rest of society under their criticism and influence within society.
Initially, 'White Trash' historically was a term for White Americans that couldn't own slaves, but later refered to slave owning families that went into squalor after losing their wealth post-Civil War.
Today White Trash refers to the demographics within the United States that are hateful to most of society, with many involved with MAGA and the rising tide of fascism within the country. This stems from an idea that Donald Trump's administration will somehow remove them from poverty permanently, allow their hateful behavior to become the norm, and supplant the rest of society under their criticism and influence within society.
"Minneapolis has had a long-standing problem with White Trash in places of authority, especially within it's police department"
by MrBlue1223 February 2, 2026
Get the White Trash mug.The "over-engineered" king of caffeinated cocktails. While a standard White Russian is for amateurs, the White Kenny is a high-performance, 12 oz dessert-in-a-glass designed for maximum stamina and zero breakdown.
Designed with the precision of a master mechanic, this drink is built on a specific blueprint to ensure it lasts all night without the dreaded "cocktail migraine."
The Spec Sheet
The Base: Double Espresso + French Vanilla Latte (approx. 8 oz).
The Fuel: Equal parts (approx. 1.3 oz each) Vodka, Kahlúa, and Baileys.
The Build: Shaken over ice for maximum aeration and thermal integration.
The Trim: Topped with whipped cream and chocolate-covered espresso beans.
Why It Works (The Chemistry)
Unlike high-sugar "well" drinks, the White Kenny utilizes Hydration & Volume. The 12 oz latte base provides a massive buffer that slows alcohol absorption. The fats from the dairy and whipped cream stabilize the Sugar/Caffeine Balance, preventing the "sugar crash" that usually triggers headaches. The hard shake provides necessary dilution, binding the fats and alcohol into a smooth, consistent fuel source.
The Engineer’s Upgrade
To achieve "boss level" texture, perform a Dry Shake (without ice) for 10 seconds to prime the foam, then add ice and shake again to chill. It’s like priming an engine before you redline it.
Designed with the precision of a master mechanic, this drink is built on a specific blueprint to ensure it lasts all night without the dreaded "cocktail migraine."
The Spec Sheet
The Base: Double Espresso + French Vanilla Latte (approx. 8 oz).
The Fuel: Equal parts (approx. 1.3 oz each) Vodka, Kahlúa, and Baileys.
The Build: Shaken over ice for maximum aeration and thermal integration.
The Trim: Topped with whipped cream and chocolate-covered espresso beans.
Why It Works (The Chemistry)
Unlike high-sugar "well" drinks, the White Kenny utilizes Hydration & Volume. The 12 oz latte base provides a massive buffer that slows alcohol absorption. The fats from the dairy and whipped cream stabilize the Sugar/Caffeine Balance, preventing the "sugar crash" that usually triggers headaches. The hard shake provides necessary dilution, binding the fats and alcohol into a smooth, consistent fuel source.
The Engineer’s Upgrade
To achieve "boss level" texture, perform a Dry Shake (without ice) for 10 seconds to prime the foam, then add ice and shake again to chill. It’s like priming an engine before you redline it.
“I was gonna go home at 10 PM, but then I had a White Kenny. Now it’s 4 AM, and I feel like a million bucks.”
by Blacktripp February 3, 2026
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