Dog-in-law

The dog owned by your spouse's family is called your dog-in-law. (Plural - dogs-in-law)

Hey, my dog-in-law is eating your food.

My dog-in-law is super cute.

by Victoria’s baby October 16, 2017

Deme-Dogs

Those mini demegorens of off of Stranger Things. Also Dart is one of em.

Mike: There are demegorens out there!

Dustin: NO Deme-Dogs!
Mike and Hopper: Really?

by Meep Girl February 26, 2018

puppy dogging

When an employee follows a manager around like a puppy dog to avoid work or claim they don’t know what to do or how to do it.

George followed his boss around asking what he should be doing. He is said to be puppy dogging

by wordworm92 December 10, 2013

Triple Dog Dip

When you are banging a hoe who allows the butt and you start in the puss, then slide it between the buns, only to return it to the puss again. The hoe then inevitably gets a yeast infection from the anus bacteria in her hoo ha.

I was mad at Trudie last weekend because she was flirting with some other dude, so I gave her the Triple Dog Dip and she got a yeast infection. F that hoe.

by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019

Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 22, 2024

Little Dog Syndrome

When someone is agressive towards everyone else because they are small and feel the need to assert dominance since it is not already obvious.

Some guy ran into my car and knocked off my mirror, leaving a small scratch on his door. He got out of his car and started screaming at me. I think he had Little Dog Syndrome.

by O' Chungus February 25, 2023

Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025