National Buss down day

Buss down: twerk, “buss it open”, or “throw it back”

Monica said she couldn’t wait for national buss down day

by Freak,freak nasty October 10, 2019

national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.

virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

National Dick Pic Day

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.

It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.

I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.

by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025

National grab tits

Grab so many boobs you can on 12.april

I grabbed 20 tits today
Oh damn i forgot it was the national grab tits day today

by Norge loven April 11, 2019

National R.Kelly Day

National R Kelly day is celebrated on Jan 8 for the importance of the best R&B singer in the world.

On National R.Kelly Day I am listening to R.Kelly songs all day non-stop

Free R.Kelly :)

by Robert Kelly henchman August 6, 2022

National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

August 2nd is take your boyfriend out to dinner of his choosing day

Did you know that august 2nd is National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

by Bigdawg425678 August 2, 2023

National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week

Takes place between Oct 11 thru 17.
Nobody may say GIF as JIF, and if they do, they get arrested by the shrek police and must be taken to Hell by Jod.

I love National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week!

by Impasta1472 October 11, 2022