National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day

March 8th is the official National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day.

Whoa dude, it's March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day, which means my girlfriend is gonna dominate me tonight!

by Anonymous User 835842109 March 8, 2024

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

National love your girlfriend day

All you need to do is give you girlfriend attention when she wants it or just stare at her because why not

National love your girlfriend day is about loving her and doing what she pleases

by Baja I January 11, 2022

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

November 1 National Panda Day

The day where you Celebrate Pandas and their Existence That means get crazy With Pandas and cuddle up!

Girl: Why are you hugging your stuff toy Panda?
Other Girl: Because its November 1 National Panda Day

by Bananaboo315 May 31, 2020

National Kiss Day

The day you get to kiss your crush , with out anybody telling you other wise & you can kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend without somebody telling you other wise

National kiss day - kiss anybody or anything ,

by Shaaay October 18, 2019