Devious head

When one gives another the most sloppiest, jaw-dropping, toe curling head known to man

Jane gave Steve the most devious head yesterday.

by Ulysses S. Skibidi May 23, 2024

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent

Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!

by April 18, 2021

american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

by Big aldo May 11, 2021

Clott Head

Someone who has had pussy bloody rubbed on there head

Rubbed blood on your head now you’re called Simbaaaaa - Clott Head

by Clott Head July 31, 2022

Butt head

The act of eating ass.

My girl said she was nervous about doing anal so i started small by giving her butt head.

by Chloroform Casanova October 08, 2020

Po Head

A way to call someone an idiot; or an idot.

Sykoh: Give me some food
lololodase: NO PO HEAD!

by oofblox September 27, 2019