National Jahtari gets head day

August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x

“Oh my god National Jahtari gets head day is only 10 days away I’m fucking ready”

by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021

National Dick Sucking Day

October 10th is National Dick Sucking Day.

I can’t wait to get my dick sucked today is October 10th, National Dick Sucking Day!

by BIGTEMPY October 10, 2023

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

National smack

National smack kway day August 30th

National smack kway day August 30th

by Loveyo45678 August 30, 2022

National kill yourself day

This day happens on June 13th

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee

by hitler13 February 13, 2024

national hug a wall day

National hug a wall day happens in January 29. You have to hug a wall atleast once on this day 😋❗❗ Y'all better do it roaches 🙄✋

Daniel - What day is it?
Katie - It's national hug a wall day!!! YOU BETTER HUG A WALL SO IT WONT FEEL SAD 🤬🤬🤬

by Living roach December 18, 2020

national nap day

On October 30th every person has the right to nap at any point in the day instead of doing other things. Napping is healthy for you so it makes you healthier as a person on this day.

Today I became healthier by taking a nap on national nap day

by poptartcartoons.inc October 30, 2019